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Chapter 2 / Into the
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'I did that.' (Uri Geller aged six, after making the watch of a
schoolfriend, Mordechai, advance by an hour)
Perhaps the story begins in Budapest, Hungary, in the 1920s, where
a strikingly handsome young man called Tibor Geller was always told
as he grew up that, although his family was devoutly Jewish, and
his grandfather was a prominent rabbi, there was gypsy blood somewhere
way back in the Geller line. A corny old family myth, perhaps, and
one not uncommon in Hungary, but a point Tibor would often ponder
later in his life, in a different place and very different circumstances,
and wonder if it just might explain some things about his unusual
son, Uri.
Or maybe the
real start of the mystery can be explained only by Uri himself,
because he alone was there when it happened. And immediately, we
have our first problem in unravelling the enigma of Uri Geller.
Family tales of Romany blood sound unlikely enough, but Uri's account
of the genesis of his story invites scepticism from the first word.
For one thing, it is the account of a child of four or five years
old - not that Uri has changed his strange story in nearly fifty
years. For another thing, everyone who recalls little Uri remembers
a child with a famously fertile imagination, although significantly,
not one who was a liar.
To put it at
its baldest, Uri Geller is semi-convinced that he had a contact
experience with extraterrestrial aliens in the middle of the day
in a crowded quarter of Tel Aviv, Palestine, in a shady, walled
garden which then existed on a spot now occupied by a modern, eight-storey
branch of the Hapoalim Bank.
There is a
characteristic bravery in Geller's sticking for half a century to
this clearly profound memory of what we have to assume was something,
even if it was not quite a close encounter with a UFO. Sticking
to his guns over the memory has probably done this most image-conscious
of men no favours, won him no friends, made him no fans or adherents,
but he continues to insist it happened. 'Joan of Arc' recollections
from childhood, as they are known, early visions of a flash of light,
are quite common among people who go on to have highly unusual lives
with a touch of destiny about them. The memories seem to be very
similar. In around 1425, when she was 13, Joan, according to legend
sat down under a tree once while tired from playing, only to feel
her world fade away as a globe of light came down beside her and
adult voices she later identified as being of Saints Catherine and
Margaret and Michael began to speak to her about how she would lead
France against the invading English armies. In the 1970s one of
the best reputed 'remote viewers' - the US Army expression for psychics
- the Americans had was a Vietnam veteran from Florida called Joe
McMoneagle. McMoneagle's Joan of Arc moment came in an orange grove
one night in 1957 when he, too, was tired and 'floated off' to be
told by some manner of speaking light source that he would be a
strong soldier one day, who would go off to fight a war but come
back unharmed.
Uri Geller,
speaking even as a 52 year-old multi millionaire with powerful friends
all over the world, makes no apologies for his account of the apparent
event. It occurred in the shady garden of an old Arabic house opposite
the Gellers' flat, which was at 13 Betzalel Yaffe, on the corner
of the busy Yehuda Halevi Boulevard. In the early 1950s as now,
this was a noisy, vibrant downtown area, packed with characteristic
Tel Aviv apartment blocks of four or five floors, alongside shops,
offices and schools. Everywhere, there were scooters and motorcycles,
hooting, people shouting and arguing in the streets, dogs barking,
children laughing, old ladies scuttling, and delicious lunchtime
cooking smells coming from every apartment. The buildings, like
the cooking and the faces on the streets, were a kaleidoscopic mix
of eastern and European, modern and very old indeed. Every few metres
was another dark doorway, with a glimpse of a still darker interior.
For such a built-up district, nature put up an impressive show.
Tiny patches of intense greenery, palms and flowers, some growing
wild, but much assiduously cultivated, somehow squeezed between
the buildings and defied the burning heat of the day. The kind of
gardens that Uri describes were mysterious, squirreled away places,
secretive little holes almost impossibly tranquil in such a frenetic
setting.
'The garden had a rough iron fence, all rusty, and inside, it was
wild, with bushes and tress and flowers and grass,' he recalls.
'It looked like no-one had taken care of it for ten years. The day
before this strange thing happened, when I was three, I had squeezed
through a gap in the fence and found a rusty rifle. It was one of
the happiest days of my year. It was real and menacing-looking,
and of course when I took it out I tried to hit it against the floor
to see whether there was a bullet in the barrel. Just then, a police
car passed by. They stopped when they saw this little boy playing
with a real rifle, and confiscated it.'
'The next day,
late in the afternoon, I thought I would find another one, and that's
when it all happened. I went back to the garden and I suddenly heard
kittens crying. My first reaction was to find them. I was very small,
so going into the tall grass was like a jungle. The next thing I
remember, I felt something above me and I looked up and saw a ball
of light. It wasn't the sun; it was something more massive, something
that you could touch. It was really weird, almost like a plane,
but nearer to me, above me. It was just hanging there. Then after
some moments - I don't remember how long - something struck me.
It was either a beam or a ray of light; it really hit my forehead
and knocked me back into the grass. It was exactly like that scene
in the John Travolta film, Phenomenon. I don't know how long I lay
there. But I got scared. I ran home and told my mother. Maybe I'd
stayed there for another minute, not thinking, not wondering, not
understanding. At that age, anything and everything is possible
for a child. To me, it didn't look like some kind of phenomenon
or a paranormal occurrence or a UFO. It just happened. But because
it was a bit threatening, because it knocked me down, I tried to
tell this to my mother, and obviously she thought I was making it
up. And that was the end of that. It never ever happened again.'
There is an
alternative, slightly more earthly childhood incident which happened
to Uri a short time after this, and has the benefit of a still living
terrestrial witness to it in the form of Uri's mother, Margaret.
And, this part of the story being of a Jewish mother and her only
son, the incident almost inevitably involves soup.
'We were sitting down to lunch in the kitchen eating mushroom soup,
or possibly chicken, I don't quite remember,' says Margaret Geller,
who is now 85. 'All of a sudden, I noticed that the spoon in his
hand was bending. I didn't know what happened. I thought he might
have bent it on purpose as a joke, to make me laugh. And then he
said he didn't do anything and, that the spoon got bent by itself.
I just wondered. But I always had the feeling that he was not like
other children. He very much liked, how shall I put this, to be
independent and to boss around the other children, his friends.
He was always the same, just like now.'
Uri's account
of the soup spoon affair accords in its essentials with his mother's.
He recalls initially dipping some white bread in the soup, and then
placing the spoon in his left hand - he is left handed - and taking
a few sips unhindered by any form of paranormal activity, his mother
in his memory standing, in the style of every Jewish mother in history,
by the kitchen stove. But then, as Uri was lifting a spoonful of
soup to his mouth, the bowl spontaneously bent downwards, depositing
hot soup in his lap, and then fell off, leaving Uri holding the
spoon handle. He remembers calling to his mother to say, 'Look what's
happened'. She replied with one of those things flustered mothers
say; 'Well, it must be a loose spoon or something. 'I knew that
was silly,' Uri says now. 'You don't get "loose spoons".
Uri Geller had been born in a small hospital in Tel Aviv at two
in the morning on December 20th 1946, under the sign, for those
who must know these things, of Sagittarius, The Clown. The birth
was entirely normal other than in one significant and disturbing
respect. Margaret Geller had previously been pregnant eight times,
and on each occasion had an abortion because Tibor, who did not
seem to believe in contraceptives, also oddly did not want children.
Uri would not find out the extraordinary fact of his mother's multiple
abortions - and that he might easily have been terminated foetus
number nine - until he was nearly 40, and his mother quietly slipped
it into the middle of an unrelated conversation. As an adult who
believed firmly in life after death and reincarnation, it was as
great a shock to Uri as it might have been to discover he was adopted.
He had always felt he had some kind of guardian angel, and when
he learned that he might have had eight brothers and sisters, the
news made him wonder whether there was possibly more than one invisible
protector there for him. Uri discovered on quizzing his mother that
it had been her decision to say this time she was going to have
the baby, her strength and determination to stand up to Tibor which
brought him into existence.
However he felt about it, Tibor Geller seems to have accepted his
fate as a father, for the meanwhile, at least. From what one can
see from the Geller family photos, and nobody has spent more time
looking at them with a critical eye than Uri, his father looked
happy and content holding him at his circumcision, visibly proud
that his first and only child had been born. Uri was named after
a boy who would have been his cousin, who had been killed in a trolley
bus accident in Budapest.
Uri maintains today that he is not angry with his parents about
the abortions. He feels that if they had not happened, and his mother
already had children when she became pregnant with him, it is most
likely that he would have been aborted himself. And anyway, even
if the war in Europe had been over a year, these were still highly
turbulent times and unstable times in Palestine. Even in the late
1940s, Uri was effectively a war baby, born and brought up in a
violent society, with an understanding of the emotional chaos war
engenders.
Tibor and Margaret had married in the grandest synagogue in Budapest
in 1938. Unlike Tibor's, Margaret's family was not very religious.
She had been born in Berlin, of Viennese parents. Her family name
was Freud, and if the Hungarian Gellers had gypsies to provide the
exotica in their genetic makeup, the Freuds could point out that
Margaret's grandfather was a distant relative of the great Sigmund
Freud. (Tentative as it was, the connection with the father of psychoanalysis
would one day come in useful to the then unborn Uri Geller. For
the moment, it was no more than a matter of family legend and considerable
pride.)
The Budapest Freuds owned a moderately prosperous furniture and
kitchenware business. Much of Tibor and Margaret's courting was
spent rowing on a lake outside Budapest in narrow racing sculls.
Inevitably, they capsized from time to time, and once, Margaret
got into difficulties with her leg trapped in the boat. It was only
by swimming underneath the boat that Tibor was able to rescue her
as she was drowning.
Almost as soon as they were married, the Gellers set about fleeing
from the imminent Nazi terror. Tibor made his way into Romania in
November 1938, and talked his way onto a ship bound for Palestine.
It took four months to make the trip and three attempts to land
under fire from British patrol vessels before he made it on shore
in March 1939. Twenty of the refugees on the ship had been killed
by gunfire on the long journey. Margaret had an easier emigration,
escaping Hungary through Yugoslavia, and catching a ship there straight
to Palestine.
The Gellers' story in Palestine, surrounded by the vicious three-cornered
attrition of the time between British, Jews and Arabs, was very
typical of that of thousands of early Israeli settlers - which is
not to denigrate it, nor to pass over the stress and suffering of
the Arabs and the British soldiers, trying as they were to police
an unenforceable mandate. Tibor, having taken on the Hebrew name
of Yitzhak, initially found work of a sort with a refugee friend
who was a doctor, selling lollipops from a cart on the beach at
Tel Aviv. He later worked as a taxi driver, running the gauntlet
of flying bullets on the strife-torn road from the city to the airport
at Lydda in a big old Chevrolet paid for, as most things would be
in the Geller family, by Margaret's work as a seamstress.
Soon, Tibor was to discover that his destiny was as a man of action,
and a military theme began to be woven into the family fabric somewhat
at odds with his son Uri's later persona as a psychic, a vegan and
promoter of all things alternative and New Age. Tibor joined the
British Army soon after the start of the Second World War, and fought
in the Jewish Brigade with the Eighth Army, under Montgomery. His
tank unit was surrounded by Rommel's troops for several weeks at
Tobruk in 1941, and he returned to Libya twice before the end of
the War.
Perhaps it is unfair to Tibor Geller to say that he loved warfare,
but it was unquestionably his calling, and there was all too much
of it waiting to be waged in the post-War Middle East. He joined
the Haganah, the Jewish underground militia, which would later become
the Israeli Army, and, a dashing young military man, was away from
Margaret most of the time. The abortions a closely-kept secret,
she spent her time working as a seamstress, gossiping with Hungarian
friends in Tel Aviv's strikingly middle-European coffee houses,
and playing cards.
The sporadic
street fighting and sniping in Tel Aviv did not stop because there
was a new baby in the tiny flat three flights of cool stone stairs
up on Betzalel Yaffe. The stairway of the apartment block even today
has bullet scars in its light blue painted walls. In the 1940s,
the streets of Tel Aviv were dangerous. Uri's first memory dates,
he has worked out, from 1947, when he was about six months old.
'Our place was just a one room apartment with a tiny kitchen for
an entrance, a big living room and a bed that would come out of
the wall, which my mother had to build for me. Across the road from
the apartment was the railroad station for trains to Jerusalem,
and close to that was a British post, like a police station. I'll
never know why but a British soldier shot two bullets into our window,
but I was under that living room window in my pram, where my mother
had put me. I remember the two shots, and I remember glass falling
almost in slow motion. My mother had put a little teddy bear next
to me in the pram, and somehow it rolled over my face and it saved
me. Maybe I would have been cut up, perhaps even killed.'
With both his
parents out for much of the time, Uri was afforded much freedom
as a little boy, although his father, when he was at home and not
off fighting, was a strict, militaristic disciplinarian. 'I remember
that when I got out of bed, if my shoe was half an inch misplaced
he would immediately tell me to correct that.' It was a demanding
regime, but then again, Uri's father was rarely around. A neighbour
was nominally looking after Uri when his mother too was out or working,
but he was something of a street wise urchin, at the same time as
being, by his own admission, a little strange.
When he was
about four, a little after seeing the flash of light in the little
Arabic garden, Uri remembers digging out the long-hidden British
bullet heads from where they had sunk into the opposite wall in
his bedroom. One was squashed up, having hit masonry, but the other
had only penetrated wood, and was still shiny and rounded enough
to spark off Uri's imagination. 'I used to go down the tiny little
garden under the house, which was about ten square feet and covered
with vegetation, and grass and flowers, and I would pretend that
the little bullet head was a rocket, and that this was a jungle.
I would pretend that the rocket was taking off and then landing
on another planet. I don't know where I got these ideas from, as
I was only four. We had no TV or radio. I don't think we even had
comics in Israel then.'
He seemed to develop a space fixation, almost, he speculates today,
'as if something was implanted in my mind' during his Joan of Arc
experience. He had started to draw detailed space pictures, with
astronauts sitting in rockets surrounded controls and screens. 'Across
our street was a junk yard of huge old water tanks, and there too,
I used to fantasise. I used to crawl into one which was covered
in big rivets, and pretend I was in some kind of capsule and was
floating in space. My favourite childhood dream - and many people
have it - was that I flap my hands and I could fly.'
By Uri's account two or three other strange phenomena began to crowd
into his little world, aside from the alarming tendency of spoons
and forks to bend when he touched them. The cutlery bending was
occurring only occasionally, and apparently at random, but was frequent
enough for his parents to become accustomed to it; their minds were
so full of wartime worries about survival, that they seem to have
demoted its significance as a scientific oddity. The first post
spoon bending phenomenon to affect Uri would, after an unfortunate
start, when it merely embarrassed him. within months make him a
playground sensation at the kindergarten he attended around the
corner on Achad Ha'am Street. Being the centre of attention immediately
appealed to Uri, and his curious ability at will to affect watches
and clocks in odd ways was his best vehicle for recognition - far
more reliable than the fickle, unpredictable business of bending
cutlery.
Uri's facility with timepieces, he maintains, had appeared as spontaneously
as his spoon bending. Shortly after he started school, Tibor bought
Uri a watch, of which the little boy was, naturally, very proud.
Uri Geller was bored by school almost immediately, and the watch
in some way acted as an externalisation of his listlessness. One
day, he recalls looking at the watch and seeing that the class was
over. But a glance at the wall clock showed there was still half
and hour to go. Disappointed, he set the watch back thirty minutes
and forgot about it - until the same thing started to happen fairly
frequently, day after day. There is, of course, every possibility
that nothing more was happening than a little boy turning his watch
forward consciously or otherwise in an attempt to will time forward.
If this was the case, Uri was prepared nevertheless to take matters
further. He told his mother about it. The link between misbehaving
watches and delinquent spoons was far from obvious, so she suggested
there might be something wrong with the watch. In response, the
watch, or perhaps Uri, contrived to start spinning four and five
hours ahead at a jump. Suspecting it was a prank, Margaret asked
him to leave the watch at home. For weeks, under her gaze, it behaved
quite normally. So Uri began to wear it to school again. Still fascinated
by the watch and convinced he hadn't deluded himself, he got into
the habit of taking it off and leaving it on his desk, in the hope
of catching it running fast.
The day he finally caught his watch at it, he shouted out in class,
'Look at this watch!,' and immediately wished he hadn't, because
everyone laughed at him; he does not remember whether the watch
was actually still racing ahead when he held it up, but whatever,
the incident served as an early lesson that people could be very
hard and sceptical, would not simply accept his word, and would
not necessarily even believe what they saw in front of them. Back
at home, he decided there was nothing more to it than he had a weird
watch, and resolved not to wear it again. His mother said she would
buy him a better one, and after a few months, she did.
Uri says he was relieved at having a regular, working watch this
time, which did not do odd, unpredictable things, and told the correct
time. Then, one day, the bell rang for the end of playtime, he looked
at his watch, and saw that the hands had bent, first upwards, so
they hit the glass, then sideways. Convinced, now, that this was
the spoon thing in another guise, his instant reaction was to keep
it a secret. When he got home, his father was on one of his infrequent
visits and asked sharply, 'Did you open this watch?' Uri swore that
he had not, and Margaret told Tibor about the peculiar things that
had happened with the first watch.
Uri recalls Tibor and Margaret giving each other one of those despairing
looks by which parents communicate a shared feeling of hopelessness
about an errant child. Tibor had strongly suggested letting Uri
see a psychiatrist immediately after he started vandalising, as
Tibor was beginning to see it, the hard-up family's cutlery; now
that the child had taken to ruining expensive watches too, he was
all the more convinced that he had a very strange son. He was openly
angry about Uri's mangled watch. Margaret took a different tack,
arguing that whatever it was Uri was displaying seemed like a talent
to her, so the visit to a psychiatrist never happened. Uri, on the
other hand, was not given another watch for more than a year. (He
finally gave up wearing watches in his twenties, he says, when too
many incidents of them going haywire meant he no longer trusted
one to tell the right time.)
The incident
in the garden, the spoons, the intense space fantasies, the watches
and even the humiliation of being laughed at in class, had convinced
Uri even at this early stage in his life that he was special, possibly
even on some kind of mission at the behest of a dimly-perceived
superior power. 'It was real, it was vivid in my mind. I know to
this day it was no childhood fantasy,' he insists. Life continued,
however, and much of it was very mundane, happy childhood experience.
'I can remember two houses away from us was a tiny back room condom
factory and we used to get into the back garden, where they would
throw out defective condoms. We used to blow them up as balloons.
I think we knew what they were. The first time I kissed a girl just
behind that little garden. I was about seven.'
A few weeks after the showdown with his parents over the second
broken watch, Uri was eating school lunch, when his friend, Mordechai,
suddenly looked down at his watch and exclaimed that it had just
moved an hour ahead. Prepared to risk all since he now had an independent
witness with his own watch, Uri uttered what for him was a fateful
short statement: 'I did that'. Mordechai, naturally, argued that
he couldn't have done - the watch had never left his wrist. Uri
asked if he could take it in his hand, and, he says, just looked
at it and shouted, 'Move.' He made it jump two or three times, and
by the end of the lunch break, had a crowd of excited boys proclaiming
that Uri Geller had the most wonderful trick he could perform with
a watch. The memory of Uri proclaiming in class that something had
happened which only he had seen was forgotten. The boys could see
this with their own eyes, and couldn't have been more impressed.
Uri, of course, would like to have explained that, actually, as
far as he was concerned, it wasn't a trick, but was something far
simpler. Wisely, he did not venture an explanation as subtle or
downright unbelievable.
But the trick,
paranormal effect or whatever it was certainly rocketed Uri in his
peers' estimation. Yechiel Teitelbaum, who was in Uri's class and
now runs a Tel Aviv cosmetics marketing company employing 300 people,
confirms this. 'He was always different from other kids, very strange,'
says Teitelbaum, one of the earliest non-family, unconnected witnesses
to Uri Geller's early talents. 'He did a lot of things not every
child can do, things beyond understanding; he left the impression
of someone amazing, very sharp, very strong, very, very popular.
He was always the leader, even in the kindergarten. We were together
from four or five years old. He was always doing incredible things
with in the playground with wrist watches. I also remember there
were stories about him stopping the big classroom clock, but in
my memory it was the big clock in the teachers' room that Uri stopped.
I don't remember him bending metal, but what left the biggest impression
on me was something different. It was Uri's telepathia - how he
would tell me exact things I was thinking about.'
An apparent
ability for telepathy with people, and even, or so Uri claims, with
dogs and cats, was another of the bundle of allied paranormal aptitudes
Uri had been born with, or possibly had downloaded into his mind
by aliens, or had learned to simulate by trickery - all by the age
of five. From toddlerhood, he was apparently famed in the apartment
building for being able to feed the ferocious local brand of feral
cat down by the dustbins behind the pharmacy which occupied the
bottom of the block, and have the cats purr and eat out of his hand.
The human telepathy first manifested for Mrs Geller, as it did for
Yechiel at kindergarten, with Uri's uncanny knack of saying things
just before she was about to. This soon became yet another of the
multitude of oddities Margaret learned to shrug off. 'She was accustomed
to the idea of me being unusual,' Uri says. He would have premonitions
which went down in family history as accurate; one apparently came
to him on a visit to the zoo during which Uri felt uneasy and asked
to leave. A few minutes after he and Margaret left, mother and son
maintain, a lion escaped and spent some minutes running about terrorising
the visitors. But then, for the first time, having a telepathic
young son began to have its really practical uses.
Uri was in
the habit of waiting up for Margaret to come home from her card
evenings so he could say goodnight. Practically every time, she
noted, he seemed able to tell her how well she had done, and precisely
how much she had won or lost. Mother and son began to develop a
system by which Uri's talents, whatever they might be, could be
put to some practical use. And with this early childhood intervention
in his mother's card games, we come upon the first major problem
in unscrambling the Uri Geller story. One of the principal difficulties
the study of parapsychology has faced since it began in earnest
in the early 20th century - indeed, one of the reasons (although
there are others far less rational) that parapsychology has spent
decades in the lobby of science without quite being admitted into
the main edifice - is what is called mixed mediumship. Or to put
it at its most basic, the fact that some extremely promising psychic
subjects are perfectly capable of cheating at the self same time
as showing every sign of being genuinely psychic. Mixed mediumship
was a paradox noted by the anthropologist Knud Rasmussen in the
1920s, when he interviewed an Eskimo shaman, a witchdoctor, called
Najagneq - who, incidentally, claimed to have gained his powers
after being struck by a ball of fire. Najagneq admitted frankly
to the Dane that he used some sleight-of-hand conjuring tricks as
an aid to getting people to believe in him, and thereby to assist
their recovery from illness. Rasmussen asked if there, then, any
'real' powers involved. Najagneq, who we must assume was in the
mood for sharing, replied: 'Yes, there is a power that we call Sila,
one that cannot be explained in so many words.'
Mixed mediumship
is, then, the idea that paranormal powers and deliberate illusionism
sometimes co-exist in the same person, and might even in rare cases
be different ends of the same stick. Such a concept is an absolute
blessing for anyone of a mind to debunk the paranormal. The debunkers'
argument, and it is not a bad one superficially, is that if an alleged
psychic ever cheats, ever tinkers with the effects he produces,
be it to please an audience, an experimenter or his mum, then everything
he does or ever has done and claimed as being paranormal is instantly
nullified. He is a henceforth a proven cheat, and therefore a complete
fraud. In reality, as we will discover in a later chapter, a large
proportion of stage magicians admit in private that they rely on
such paranormal effects as telepathy (sometimes calling it sheer
luck) alongside trickery - and that the majority of psychics are
also quite well versed in the arts of magicianship. In reality too,
the desire to cheat, to enhance what one can do by legitimate methods
with a spot of deception, is common in many fields. In the 1986
World Cup Finals, Diego Maradona of Argentina, the greatest soccer
midfield player of all time, knocked England out of the quarter
final with a goal he knowingly scored illegally, using his right
hand to push the ball into the England net; although this is used
as an example of the Argentinian's tricky nature, it is rarely employed
as an argument that Maradona was incapable of playing legitimately.
In Uri Geller's case, there is substantial evidence, as we will
see in his subsequent career, that like Maradona, he has the ability
to do amazing things without resort to cheating. Yet from early
childhood, the very nature of what Geller found he could achieve,
in that it was close to what conjurors do by trickery, exposed him
to the knowledge of methods of cheating. Sometimes, it is safe to
assume, he happed on ways of deceiving audiences himself; other
times, even today, magician friends, of whom he has dozens, will
tell him of their methods. In an ideal world, perhaps, Uri would
somehow un-know such secrets, but for all practical purposes, he
is stuck with them.
When he was
four or five, a good, if slightly wild, street kid in a Mediterranean
city, it is a little unlikely that Uri was being tutored by magicians,
and he had both the scope and the motivation to work out methods
of augmenting his natural talents. Helping his mother financially
was an overriding consideration for the little boy, a priority which
he has never lost sight of; like most people who have been poor,
he remains slightly obsessed with money and financial security.
Margaret, as ever the natural leader of the family, was amazed at
how well Uri could guess how successful she had been at cards. He
was keen both to impress her, and to help the stretched family finances,
so he developed a method of assisting her which was a perfect example
of mixed mediumship. 'I had a system to tell her telepathically
if someone was holding a joker,' Uri admits. 'But I didn't tell
her telepathically, I would sit next to her and knock her knee.
It's called kibitzing, when someone is playing cards and you sit
next to them and you can see what they hold in their hand, and obviously,
as an observer are not allowed to see what the others are holding
because you are with that person. But I would look at the person
she was sitting opposite to. She - they were all women - would have
a full hand of cards and I would just know by looking at the back
of the cards whether she had a joker or two jokers, and would tell
my mother. They played for money, and that helped her income. I
also helped her by telling her not to play cards on certain evenings
because she would lose.'
Uri's powers,
as he saw them, could apparently be used to his own benefit too.
For a child used to wanting material possessions and not getting
them - for a long time when he was younger, he had particularly
coveted a model Jeep he saw in a toy shop but could not possibly
afford - Uri developed surely the perfect gift. 'I discovered that
I could use a visualisation technique to achieve certain things.
For example, I love dogs and I just wanted a dog and I would visualise
and fantasise about a puppy in my mind, daydreaming. I will never
forget the day when my father woke me up in the middle of the night
and said, "Uri, go to the balcony and look what I bought you."
And I went out, and there in a little box was a puppy. It was almost
like I had a personal Aladdin lamp in my mind, that I would wish
or rub and it would make my wishes come true. The puppy was a little
Arabic mongrel, light brown and white. I called him Tzuki, to sound
like the Hungarian for candy. Sadly, a car killed him when I was
six or seven, and it was my fault in a way. I had him on a leash
I had made, and it just broke away and he ran onto the road and
was killed in front of me. It was very traumatic. Both my mother
and I cried all day. I only realised then how much I love animals.
A few weeks later, my father bought me another dog, and I called
him Tzuki as well.'
Uri seemed
to choose what parts of his curious abilities he revealed to different
people. He happily fooled around with their watches, but never boasted
to his friends that he believed he could 'magic up' a puppy - even
with his imagination, he realised that this wish-fulfilment thing
he had could be co-incidental. It is not unusual, after all, for
a father to buy a boy a dog. The one thing Uri never discussed or
attempted to perform in the school playground was the bizarre spoon
phenomenon, even though it was happening with increasing regularity,
as often as once a week - and was seemingly coming under his control.
Bending spoons was still highly unreliable for him, and to attempt
it would be to risk losing the considerable status he had gained
with his apparent power over watch movements. But the spoon bending
had nevertheless begun to extend beyond the confines of 13 Betzalel
Yaffe. Margaret's main pastime was drinking coffee and eating cake
with her girlfriends. Uri would often go along with her, but alarming
things would happen when he did. He would be quietly eating a piece
of cake when spoons on the cafe table would start curling up. The
waiters would quickly whisk them away, not wanting to give the impression
the cafe used bent spoons - or indeed attracted naughty little boys
as customers. Margaret would try to explain to her friends and the
staff that such things sometimes happened when Uri was around, but
the feeling that the handsome little Geller child was merely mischievous
tended to prevail, albeit unspoken, and he just felt awkward and
uncomfortable, as he could not explain what was happening.
Little boys
are, of course, notoriously prone to embarrassment, and Uri's feelings
of the time do not necessarily mean that his qualities were not
appreciated. One of Margaret's Hungarian card-playing cronies was
a younger woman, Shoshana Korn, who was at that time working in
a hotel in Tel Aviv. They two met and became friends when Margaret
- Manci to her friends - was pregnant with Uri. Shoshana, or Juji
as she was known, became Uri's godmother.
'We were in
a cafe on the corner of Pinsker and Allenby one day when Uri started
to play with the spoons,' Juji recalls. 'He was five or six, and
bent four or five coffee spoons double. 'I said, "Manci, I
hope you have plenty of money to pay the cafe owner." Fortunately,
the owner was amused. I said, "Uri, you're going to ruin your
mother." He said, in Hebrew, that it just came to his head
how to do this, but his mother wouldn't let him do it in the house.
All the other people were amazed. And as well as being able to do
these incredible things, Uri was very smart, too. He'd stop clocks
and watches, too, but then he'd always start them again. Another
friend of ours, Anush, said to Manci, "You know one day you
won't have to work all night, because he's going to make a lot of
money." Uri used to spend a lot of time with Anush and her
husband, Miklos. I remember her saying you had to hide everything
made of metal from Uri, because he'd bend it. Miklos was a handbag
maker, and he would sometimes get very angry with Uri because he
would bend his tools and the clasps he used. But then she'd say,
"I don't know what to do with this Uri. He's a genius."
In spite of the drawbacks of feeling very different from other children
because of the troubling powers he seemed to possess, and of sensing
that people regarded him as mischievous and naughty (while more
often they saw him as an investment), Uri still regards this part
of his childhood as pretty happy - an only kid, bright, good-looking,
reasonably indulged, if not materially spoiled. His life at this
amusing-his-mother's-cronies-in- coffee-shops stage , nonetheless,
was on the point of going septic. Psychic or not, Uri probably realised
things were going wrong long before his father actually left the
family, and was very likely a less happy little boy than he appeared
to be. Perhaps all the strange phenomena which happened around Uri
were poltergeist effects, which are said to affect unhappy children
in particular; perhaps they still are poltergeist in nature, for
much about Uri Geller even as an adult suggests a damaged teenager
still affected by Tibor Geller's abandonment of him, still torn
between adoring and idealising the man for his strengths and despairing
of him for his weaknesses. Few middle-aged men can speak with such
power about coming not merely from a broken home, but a ruined home.
With the heady
background of constant war and the rumblings of the founding of
the State of Israel as his mood music, it is, perhaps, hardly surprising
that the suave and charming Tank Corps Sergeant Major Geller was
unfaithful to Margaret on what may well have been a serial basis,
as well as negligent in other areas of family duty. 'Uri's father
was very, very handsome, but liked to fool around,' reflects Juji
Korn. 'He didn't work too hard, and whatever he made, he didn't
give them. That's why Manci had to stay up all night sewing aprons
on her machine.'
Uri knew his
father was seeing other women, partly because Tibor made the time-honoured
and eternally puzzling philanderer's error of trying to engineer
meetings between his child and his favourite illicit lover. Perhaps
Tibor was trying to legitimise the liaison by seeking Uri's approval
of her. He even arranged for one of his lovers to come round to
their house to meet him. When she got to the apartment block lobby,
instead of walking up and knocking on the door, she was cocky enough
to whistle up the stairs for him. The subtle significance of this
in Israeli terms cannot be underestimated; it is a tradition in
Israel that family members and intimates - but not mere acquaintances
- have a special whistle for one another to say 'I'm home', 'I'm
over here,' or whatever. Margaret and Uri, for example had their
own agreed whistling routine. Because she could not quite see Uri
playing outside from the balcony of the Geller apartment, she whistle
down three floors a few bars of the 'Toreador' tune, which he would
return.
Even as a child,
then, Uri was attuned to what was happening when a strange woman
was whistling for his father, and he tried to make a noise so his
mother would not hear her. He was only too aware of how hurt Margaret
would be by it. On another occasion, Tibor was with Uri and had
to make a call from a call box. Uri had never spoken on a telephone
before, and was excited when his father let him hold the receiver
and speak into it. Yet he realised he was talking to one of Tibor's
lovers, he says, became tongue-tied and felt bad about it. It soon
got that Uri preferred his father not to come home on leave because
he saw the sadness he was causing his mother. The signs of the coming
divorce between Tibor and Margaret were obvious even to a child.
'He took me
once to a coffee shop on Dizengoff Street, and he looked so meticulous
and handsome in his uniform and black beret with a tank on it and
the decorations,' Uri recalls. 'I remember walking in front of him
and being in the doorway, and everyone eating and chatting, and
the clanging of the cutlery on the plates and the spoons stirring
coffee. And as my father entered the shop behind me, there was a
silence. Everyone froze. I could see it; all the women just stopped,
because mostly women would go to have cakes and coffee. They stopped
drinking and stopped eating cake and just looked at him. He had
that kind of presence, and looked like a movie star. It was a fatal
combination.'
The divorce
came, of course, and Tibor eventually married another woman, Eva,
with whom he stayed and whom Uri respects and kept in contact with.
But he does not blame Eva for the break up of his parents' marriage.
For that, he holds responsible firstly his father - 'I blame him
totally,' Uri still says - and another woman called Trudi. 'That
was the woman who actually tarnished and ruined my mother's life.
There were others, many others, but it was Trudi who chased my father.
She was obsessively in love with him and she managed to destroy
the marriage.'
The break up
is still a subject Uri and his mother discuss from time to time.
'My mother revealed something really touching when she was well
into her eighties. She said, "You know Uri, I really now understand
why your father didn't love me. I was always heavy. I was never
thin, I was never attractive. I was very beautiful, I was gorgeous,
I had a beautiful face and beautiful hair, but there were women
around with great bodies."
'It's was so
sad to hear my mother saying that. After 60 years, she realises.
She sees all these TV shows like Oprah Winfrey, and all the debates
about fat and thin, and how society dictates certain ideas about
how men see women. And she finally understands, practically forgives
him. She hated my dad, and she tried to incite me against him, and
what he did to her. She never went into detail but I knew everything.
And sadly, she went on to have really bad luck with men. Her second
husband died. He had had a first heart attack, but he actually had
the heart attack which he died of on my mother, making love to her.
No wonder my mother never got married after that, and abstained
from sex and never wanted to hear about men again. It was a double
whammy on her. First my father cheating on her because she'd put
on a few pounds, and then finally finding someone in her life and
he dies on her.'
The final disintegration of the Gellers' marriage ended Uri's days
as a Tel Aviv street kid. After a short while struggling as head
of a one parent family, Margaret realised she no longer had the
strength nor the resources to be a full-time worker and a mother.
Although he recognised the marriage had become pointless, Uri had
not taken the break-up passively. On occasion, especially when Tibor
raised the question of sending Uri to see a psychiatrist over the
strange happenings, Uri would become petulant and ask why he and
his mother didn't see the psychiatrist instead.
Uri's behaviour
at school too had beginning to deteriorate in distinctly non-paranormal
ways even before the couple formally split up. One day, his teacher
asked the class to bring in from home a Torah scroll, a miniature
copy of the holy Jewish Sefer Torah, which most households in Israel
tended to own. The Gellers, who were not remotely religious, did
not have one, so Uri went to school the following morning empty-handed.
He was immediately jealous of the other children, all of whom seemed
to have a beautiful scroll. At recess, the children were told to
put their scrolls under the desk. During the break, Uri sneaked
into the classroom and stole an expensive white-covered scroll from
under someone's desk. It was hardly the crime of the century in
terms of skill, and Uri watched terrified from the balcony of his
apartment as the teacher knocked on the front door of the block
that afternoon. In a panic, as she walked up the stairs, he tore
the scroll to shreds and threw it in the waste paper bin. It was
obvious that he was the only suspect in the theft, and to make matters
worse, Uri's father happened to be home that day. He would never
forget the way his father looked when he learned that Uri had stolen
a Torah, and turned it into a double crime by then destroying it.
'My father was never mean or vicious, but he whipped me that day.
He took me into the bathroom and really whipped me.'
It got worse
for Uri too. There was a girl in his class called Naomi, whom secretly
loved and used to go to the cinema with to watch Tarzan movies;
she refused to speak to him any more. The other children ostracised
him as well. He would spend hours with just Tzuki Mark 2 for comfort.
He was quite pleased when he was told that there were to be some
new arrangements for him. It was decided that the safest, most stable
home for Uri would be in the country, on a kibbutz, a communal farm.
Margaret discovered that a kibbutz called Hatzor, far to the south
of Tel Aviv near Ashdod, specialised in taking in children from
broken homes in the big city. Here, for a small fee, but in reality
for purely philanthropic reasons, they would be lovingly looked
after within a settled, nuclear family, perhaps start to mend psychologically,
and maybe even develop a taste for the simple, healthy country lifestyle.
There was even a Hungarian Jewish family, the Shomrons, ready and
delighted to take in the little boy from 13, Betzalel Yaffe. Uri
was packed off to the country just before he was ten, in 1956.
Kibbutz Hatzor
was beautiful and quiet, a Garden of Eden in comparison with the
ferment of the streets of downtown Tel Aviv. But Uri Geller hated
it. He missed home, missed his dog, and hated the kibbutz way of
sharing everything; kibbutzim were run on firmly communistic lines
in the fifties, which took some understanding for a city child.
'You have to understand,' says Nurit, the elder sister of the Shomron
family, who still lives on Hatzor, 'For these children, it was like
a punishment. They would feel guilty for, as they saw it, breaking
up the family. Uri once said on TV that the kibbutz he stayed on
was a terrible place. But then in the next sentence, he said, "My
family loved me very much." And we did.'
The kibbutz
was a few kilometres back from the sea, overlooking the port of
Ashdod and only a few hundred metres from a busy Israeli Air Force
base. It is not even set in particularly spectacular countryside,
but in flat, hot fields, with industrial installations and pylons
close by. But Nurit's mother, Tova, one of the founders of the community,
had insisted from the start on planting beautiful gardens to counterbalance
the functionality of the kibbutz, whose industries were cotton growing
and aluminium smelting, and the occasional noise from the airbase,
as heavy freighters and fighter aircraft took off and landed. Thanks
to Tova's determination to beautify the kibbutz, it was soon an
overwhelmingly peaceful little paradise of pines, flowers and lawns.
Yet a few years before Uri's arrival, it had not been so tranquil.
Within days of Israel's independence in 1948, the advancing Egyptian
army, set on destroying the new state, had come within a few hundred
metres of Hatzor, and ferocious land and air battles were fought
around Tova's gardens before the invaders were beaten back.
Ironically,
considering it was Tibor who had visited chaos upon the family,
the location of Hatzor was more convenient to him than to anyone
else. Not only was he was stationed at an army base just 20 km away,
but he had the use of military vehicles to come to see Uri. For
Margaret, Hatzor was an hour and two buses away - if rural bus tricky
connections worked - but she still came regularly. Sadly for Margaret,
she sensed that it was Tibor's visits which seemed to leave the
greater impression on Uri. He would always come bearing some interesting
military item for Uri, and things seemed a little happier between
father and son. One such visit in particular forms one of his outstanding
childhood memories. 'Just after the Suez war, which we could hear
from the kibbutz, and I was very scared about, he had phoned to
say he was coming, and I was waiting for him all day. I stood in
the entrance to the kibbutz and eventually, from far away, I saw
of a puff of dust, and that was his Jeep. He was unshaven and dusty
and he had his gun on him. He looked like he had come from war,
and I was so proud. He was safe, and it was so unbelievable that
he came straight from the fighting.'
Margaret's
visits were more awkward for Uri. She would always come smartly
dressed and wearing lipstick, which the other children would laugh
at. Beneath the surface of friendliness and the socialist ethic
there existed quite a strong prejudice against the city children,
the ironim, which made a homesick Uri still more miserable. There
were certainly compensations in the kibbutz life. The kibbutz schooling
was much easier and less strict than in the city. The kibbutz aluminium
smelter had a yard filled with old aeroplanes, some of them military,
there to be broken up. It provided an incomparable playground for
any child with imagination. The little bit of farm work the children
were required to do, such as orange picking, was pleasant enough.
The food in the large communal dining hall was excellent and you
could eat as much as you wanted, something Uri, quite a chubby boy,
appreciated. Hatzor also had a huge outdoor swimming pool, and a
children's petting zoo with rabbits, chickens, goats, peacocks and
a donkey. For Uri, a virtually private zoo was a wonderful oasis.
He would still go out at night, however, to look at the moon and
think how the same moon was shining over Tel Aviv, and that perhaps
his mother was looking at it.
Like a lot
of town dwellers transplanted to the country before him, Uri was
also a little horrified by the occasional violence of rural life.
'I had a bad fright once. We were picking potatoes, and I was pulling
out what I thought was the stem of the plant, but I was actually
holding a snake, which was curled around the plant. It was a bad
shock suddenly to be holding this sleek, slimy living snake in my
hand. There was a tractor nearby and I dropped the snake and shouted
"Snake", and everyone was looking at it wiggle away. Then
the guy on the tractor rolled over and cut its head off with a plough,
and I really felt sorry and angry. I was sorry that I had made a
live thing die because I alerted everyone that there was a snake.'
Uri lived,
in the kibbutz manner, in a one-storey children's house which was
attached to his schoolroom. His contact with his 'second family'
as the host families on Hatzor were called, was therefore relatively
limited. But he rapidly became fond of the Shomrons, and they with
him. 'My memory is mixed with what my mother told me about him,
but I do remember him being a very beautiful child, with a lot of
imagination,' says Nurit. 'Tibor, I remember as tall and charming,
always in uniform. He was about 40, which seemed old in my eyes.
According to Uri's stories, he was a hero, but people used to gossip,
as a reaction, I think, to the wonderful things Uri told about him,
that he was just in the administrative part of the army.'
'His father
used to buy him a lot of sweets, and Uri was naturally supposed
to share everything with Eytan, my brother, who was Uri's age. But
Uri would hide his secret little box of sweets and refuse to share.
Yet for me, that was understandable. It was all the love he got.
He could go to that box and feel the love of his parents, which
he missed so much. His mother, particularly, was lost after the
break up of the family.'
Tova Shomron
was the one, as Nurit puts it, who was in charge of emotions in
the family, and she gave a very good impression of loving Uri like
a son, even though whatever she gave him, it inevitably couldn't
be enough. 'I think it was Eytan, the middle child, who felt deprived.
but instead of getting angry with his parents for allowing Uri to
join the family, he would get mad with Uri,' Nurit explains.
Even if he
did resent Uri Geller, Eytan Shomron became his close friend, which
was a big thing for Uri, because he was not enormously popular among
the other children. In the way simple, unsophisticated people will,
the run-of-the-mill kibbutz children scoffed at Uri's imaginative
stories and called him a liar. Eytan was a little different, a little
more sophisticated himself. Today, he is a melon farmer in the Negev
desert, but also a great expert on - and friend of - the Bedouin
Arabs. Eytan runs desert tours for tourists with an academic interest
in the ancient, vanished Nabatean civilisation. Back on Kibbutz
Hatzor, when he was ten, even if he secretly half-hoped Uri's stories
of the big world, the sophistication and the miracles of Tel Aviv,
and his tales of his father's acts of heroism, were untrue, he also
hung on every word.
'We were good
friends,' Eytan says. 'I don't remember there being any tension
or problem with sharing my parents' attention with him. In a small
community, on a kibbutz, it's not easy to be friends with someone
who is not like everybody, who is exceptional, and Uri was exceptional.
He came from the outside, and then became an outsider. He got this
name for being a liar, but it's unfair. I can't put a finger on
him ever lying.
In later life,
too, critics of Geller would deride him with non-specific allegations
of lying, while friends would maintain that he never lies. Another
point of contention Geller's detractors would find endlessly amusing
- not to mention highly instructive - would be his insistence that
his psychic powers refuse to work unless those around him are friendly,
if not actual 'believers'. Kibbutz Hatzor was the first place where
Uri had found himself among rather unsympathetic people who were
somewhat averse to him personally, strongly averse to anything other
than the black-and-white, here-and-now - and positively against
anything which smacked of religion, of unexplained, the paranormal
or the supernatural. As a result, perhaps of the bad vibes, or perhaps
of Uri's instinctive sense that he was not going to find a receptive
audience amongst these people - he puts it down simply to the fact
that he was depressed and unhappy - nothing 'strange' happened to
him or around during his entire year on the kibbutz.
Well, almost
nothing. There were odd incidents, which ensured that the rumour
of the Geller boy's psychic powers was not entirely unknown on the
kibbutz, even if they were not given much credence at the time,
and tended to be elaborated upon by others only after Uri Geller
became world famous. A story went around, for example, that he accurately
predicted an air crash at the neighbouring base a few hours before
it happened. 'My brother Ilan remembers Uri telling him that an
aeroplane was going to crash tomorrow, and it did,' says Eytan.
Uri, curiously, remembers saying in class one afternoon only that
he though 'something' terrible was going to happen, not that it
was a crash at the airbase just beyond the wheat fields. 'I suddenly
something very powerful in me, almost like a feeling of running
out of the classroom. A very short time afterwards, we heard this
huge bang. We all ran out of the studying bungalow and across the
cornfields we saw smoke and we all started running towards this
jet on the end of the runway embedded in the ground and the pilot
inside with blood all over his face. It was quite something, the
first time in my life that I encountered someone dead or dying.
Actually, he survived and months later, he came over to see us and
tell us about it.'
As for spoon
bending and interfering with watches, Uri did very little on the
kibbutz, and certainly nothing at all for his closest friend, Eytan,
who only saw Uri bend a spoon for the first time some 40 years later.
When he did finally see the spoon bending, Shomron was probably
more astonished by it that he would have been as a child. It is
almost as if Uri sensed even as a child that if he left it for a
few years, he would eventually have a far greater impact on someone
he was really keen to impress. The result is that in his fifties,
Eytan became a firm believer in Uri's powers. At the time, however,
the whole idea left him cold. Many years after Uri left Hatzor,
and was beginning his stage career, Nurit and Eytan noticed that
he was performing one night in a nearby village. A group of the
kibbutzniks trooped along to see the show, but Nurit and Eytan didn't
bother. As fond as they were of Uri, they didn't believe the stories
of his powers, and were not interested in magicians' shows.
At least one
former kibbutz child, however, has a very vivid memory of Uri giving
him a brief preview or glimpse of what he was capable of. Avi Seton,
a year younger and now a management consultant in Portland, Oregon,
was walking with Uri from the dining hall to the swimming pool one
day when Uri suddenly said to him, 'Hey, look what I can do.'
'Uri took off
his watch and held it, and the hands just moved without him doing
anything. I'm not sure if he was sophisticated enough at ten years
old for some kind of sleight of hand to be involved. and I clearly
saw them move. For some reason, I got the feeling then and now that
it wasn't something he could really do, but rather something that
was happening to him. But the funny thing was that all I said when
I saw this was, "Hey, so what." I think it was always
going to be like that for him when he showed these things to kids.
"Hey, that's good, but you want to see how high I can jump.'
Why should Uri have chosen Avi to show him his secret ability? There
are two possible reasons. The first was that Avi was reasonably
friendly with Uri, and had once actually rescued him from a probable
drowning when they went swimming together in a rough sea. The second,
although it is hard to know how Uri could have appreciated this
other than by some over-developed childhood instinct, was that at
ten, Avi was already somewhat more open-minded than the average
kibbutz kid towards the new and the unexplained. Which was why,
although he has never seen Uri bend a spoon or do anything else
out of the ordinary, he still feels at 51 quite sure that what Uri
showed him was an example of a true psychic gift rather than a rehearsed
trick.
Eytan Shomron
believes all the time they were together back in the mid fifties,
Uri was desperate to try to give his friend some indication that
there was more to him than he had revealed. 'I remember once walking
on a dirt road in a field of wheat when Uri asked me, if I had the
ability to know where the snakes are hidden in the grass, would
it make me feel better. There were a lot of snakes, and they were
extremely frightening, but I said, "No, I wouldn't want to
know." It was such a strange question. Years later, I thought
it was an attempt to hint at what he could do, to signal to me that
he was sitting on a secret. I think Uri Geller lived in two worlds.
He tried to share his imagination with people, but they couldn't
accept it.'
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